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Welcome to our fourth annual Halloween Haunt Adventure! 2 00:00:07,580 --> 00:00:10,180 A tradition started freshman year when we were 3 00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:10,920 in the dorms together. 4 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:12,540 Let me introduce everyone. 5 00:00:12,940 --> 00:00:13,860 Brad is driving. 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:14,740 Say hi, Brad. 7 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:16,820 You look better with the mask on. 8 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,480 The rabbit woman is Haley. 9 00:00:20,040 --> 00:00:20,760 Hi, everybody. 10 00:00:21,260 --> 00:00:22,960 And next to her is Jess. 11 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:23,780 Hi. 12 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:25,900 You want to talk about last year's adventure? 13 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:26,780 No. 14 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:29,140 About how you ran screaming from the haunt? 15 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:32,220 Past numerous children who, after seeing you hysterical, 16 00:00:32,220 --> 00:00:33,560 believed they was about to get murdered? 17 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:33,980 No. 18 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,400 About the therapeutic kids that still receive it. 19 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,220 Okay, we don't need to talk about this. 20 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:39,820 I'm sure they're all doing fine now. 21 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:40,980 Okay. 22 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:44,460 Hey, you haven't introduced Peter yet. 23 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:46,000 Nobody cares about Peter. 24 00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:48,500 Fine. 25 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,180 Last and definitely least. 26 00:00:50,540 --> 00:00:52,780 Taking a break from his busy fraternity schedule 27 00:00:52,780 --> 00:00:54,640 to slum it with his old dorm mates 28 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:55,380 is Peter. 29 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,880 I always have time for the little people. 30 00:00:58,260 --> 00:00:59,560 We only see you once a year. 31 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,200 Exactly. 32 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:00,820 Once a year. 33 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,060 I have time for little people. 34 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:03,400 What about you, Kevin? 35 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:04,459 Introduce yourself. 36 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:07,500 I'm Kevin. 37 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,280 I'll be your tour guide tonight, as you 38 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:10,380 know. 39 00:01:10,380 --> 00:01:12,120 Wait, wasn't that the exit for the park? 40 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:12,860 Yep. 41 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:14,600 Some reason why you didn't take it? 42 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,360 We're going somewhere different this year. 43 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,960 Someplace that's actually supposed to be scary. 44 00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:20,780 No more amusement park bullshit. 45 00:01:21,380 --> 00:01:23,400 But I love the amusement park. 46 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:24,980 That's our tradition. 47 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:26,480 I'm starting a new tradition. 48 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,340 So what's the new place? 49 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,940 It's called Nightmare Farm or some shit like 50 00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:32,320 that. 51 00:01:32,340 --> 00:01:35,680 Oh, is the farming organic or non-GMO 52 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,260 or what? 53 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,000 Freaking hell. 54 00:01:37,060 --> 00:01:38,220 Did you just say farm to table? 55 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:41,420 Wait, you can't just take us to a 56 00:01:41,420 --> 00:01:42,540 different place without asking. 57 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:43,440 Sure I can. 58 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,560 Okay, so where exactly is this new place 59 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:45,760 then? 60 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:48,040 A little bit past where you got that 61 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,460 speeding ticket on the way to Vegas. 62 00:01:50,180 --> 00:01:51,660 Shit, all the way out there, man? 63 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:52,920 We might as well just go to Vegas. 64 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:54,280 I mean, I can't go to Vegas. 65 00:01:54,420 --> 00:01:55,140 I have class tomorrow. 66 00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:55,860 Relax. 67 00:01:55,980 --> 00:01:57,180 It's not in Vegas. 68 00:01:57,340 --> 00:01:58,240 It's on the way to Vegas. 69 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,200 It's one of those little towns off the 70 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:00,600 freeway. 71 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:03,660 Man, those towns are scary enough without any 72 00:02:03,660 --> 00:02:05,320 of that Howie Bullshit already going on. 73 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:08,000 You're such a real estate snob, Peter. 74 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:10,060 You think anybody who didn't grow up by 75 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:11,340 the beach is stupid and poor? 76 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:12,120 Pretty much. 77 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:14,560 You're either a coastal elite or you're not. 78 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,200 Winners head to the coast to live with 79 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:17,760 other winners. 80 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:20,900 Because no one else can stand your smugness. 81 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,580 I think country people are really nice. 82 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:26,880 And I mean, I love country music. 83 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,840 I think this is more meth country than 84 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:30,800 Blake Shelton country. 85 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:32,120 Uh, there's a difference? 86 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:33,920 They wear different belt buckles over here. 87 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:35,720 How'd you even hear about this place, bud? 88 00:02:36,300 --> 00:02:37,820 The guy in my gym, I bought... 89 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:38,520 Stay where it's... 90 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:39,520 Shut up. 91 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,780 He says it's so scary they can't even 92 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:42,280 advertise. 93 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:44,100 A total word-of-mouth thing. 94 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:46,660 Sounds a little tense. 95 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,820 I mean, I have a midterm next week, 96 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:50,560 so... 97 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,420 My god, forget about school for one night, 98 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:53,840 Jess. 99 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,620 This is probably the last time we'll all 100 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:56,880 be together before graduation. 101 00:02:58,240 --> 00:02:59,480 Damn, you're right. 102 00:03:02,730 --> 00:03:04,390 So, uh, you check it out online? 103 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:05,290 No. 104 00:03:06,130 --> 00:03:07,410 You're taking us to a place you know 105 00:03:07,410 --> 00:03:08,170 nothing about? 106 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:10,030 I know it's supposed to be scary. 107 00:03:10,970 --> 00:03:13,530 Scary as in it's haunted or scary because 108 00:03:13,530 --> 00:03:15,410 it's overrun with inbred country people? 109 00:03:15,710 --> 00:03:18,750 Uh, he called it a total immersive country 110 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:19,770 terror experience. 111 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:22,590 Oh, okay, so he'll Billy Sonomize you while 112 00:03:22,590 --> 00:03:23,290 eating fried foods? 113 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,650 No, you're thinking of the county fair. 114 00:03:24,650 --> 00:03:26,190 In that case, let's just go to the 115 00:03:26,190 --> 00:03:26,810 county fair. 116 00:03:27,130 --> 00:03:28,290 Are you sure it's worth the drive? 117 00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:30,570 The dude promised me it would be the 118 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:32,470 scariest thing I ever saw in my life, 119 00:03:32,550 --> 00:03:32,770 okay? 120 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:35,090 He knows you look in the mirror every 121 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:35,630 day, right? 122 00:03:36,090 --> 00:03:37,730 He wouldn't tell me about it unless it's 123 00:03:37,730 --> 00:03:38,010 legit. 124 00:03:38,210 --> 00:03:38,810 I trust him. 125 00:03:39,310 --> 00:03:41,470 This isn't one of those extreme haunts, is 126 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:41,570 it? 127 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:42,690 Because I heard those are brutal, okay? 128 00:03:42,710 --> 00:03:43,950 I heard that they scream at you and 129 00:03:43,950 --> 00:03:44,870 spit on people. 130 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,190 I heard there's one in Waterboy. 131 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:47,830 That doesn't sound like fun. 132 00:03:47,890 --> 00:03:48,870 That sounds horrible. 133 00:03:48,990 --> 00:03:49,490 Yeah, relax. 134 00:03:49,770 --> 00:03:51,250 It's just supposed to be scary. 135 00:03:51,470 --> 00:03:53,370 You didn't say anything else about any other 136 00:03:53,370 --> 00:03:53,670 ghouls. 137 00:03:54,650 --> 00:03:56,690 There better not be any spitting and spurting. 138 00:03:58,650 --> 00:04:00,430 Oh, uh, forget I said that. 139 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:01,210 Too late. 140 00:04:02,370 --> 00:04:04,890 Seriously, I mean, this sounds a little extreme. 141 00:04:05,510 --> 00:04:06,850 Do you want to be surrounded by screaming 142 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,170 eight-year-olds again or have some real 143 00:04:08,170 --> 00:04:08,450 fun? 144 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:10,770 Uh, were the eight-year-olds screaming? 145 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:12,430 Because I couldn't hear them over Jess. 146 00:04:13,690 --> 00:04:15,329 Any chance you don't freak out with your 147 00:04:15,329 --> 00:04:15,829 shit this year? 148 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:17,690 Very slim. 149 00:04:17,870 --> 00:04:19,250 I mean, I'm just saying, you were seriously 150 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:20,850 scared than the people working the haunt last 151 00:04:20,850 --> 00:04:20,990 year. 152 00:04:21,590 --> 00:04:23,070 You took your anxiety meds, right? 153 00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:24,070 Yes. 154 00:04:24,770 --> 00:04:27,050 Can't you just take the whole bottle and 155 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:27,930 be super chill? 156 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:29,470 That's not really how it works, bud. 157 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,250 Can't you take a whole bottle of steroids 158 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:32,310 and be super strong? 159 00:04:32,810 --> 00:04:33,670 I can try. 160 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:40,110 Update here. 161 00:04:40,650 --> 00:04:43,030 We've been on a road for what feels 162 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:44,830 like 12 hours. 163 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,170 Morale, is that an all-time low? 164 00:04:48,150 --> 00:04:49,090 This talk is gonna get me. 165 00:04:50,030 --> 00:04:53,190 Yo, after this drive, this place better be 166 00:04:53,190 --> 00:04:53,590 awesome. 167 00:04:53,590 --> 00:04:56,050 If it's not awesome, you can walk home 168 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:56,670 and protest. 169 00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,650 Do you even know where we are? 170 00:05:00,290 --> 00:05:00,770 Absolutely. 171 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:02,270 The middle of nowhere. 172 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:05,410 You guys can quit crying, here's our exit. 173 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:09,590 I can't believe this is just an hour 174 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:10,430 outside the city. 175 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:13,670 It feels like a whole different world out 176 00:05:13,670 --> 00:05:13,870 here. 177 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:16,570 Yeah, people who live in the middle of 178 00:05:16,570 --> 00:05:17,470 nowhere scare me. 179 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:18,730 Uh, they should. 180 00:05:18,990 --> 00:05:20,410 They only live out here so they can 181 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:21,490 do shady shit. 182 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:23,710 Yeah, like running jacked up halloween haunts. 183 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,230 And harvesting the organs of college kids stupid 184 00:05:26,230 --> 00:05:27,050 enough to go out and haunt. 185 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:29,670 I just think it's a really long way 186 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:32,110 to go for somewhere we know nothing about. 187 00:05:32,890 --> 00:05:34,670 What if Columbus would have had that attitude, 188 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:35,110 Jess? 189 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:36,170 Huh? 190 00:05:37,090 --> 00:05:39,070 We'd have no Thanksgiving or any of that 191 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:39,390 shit. 192 00:05:39,810 --> 00:05:40,630 Good point, Brad. 193 00:05:40,990 --> 00:05:42,970 See, why can't you be more open-minded 194 00:05:42,970 --> 00:05:43,830 like Brad, Jess? 195 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:45,510 Maybe he should be the one going to 196 00:05:45,510 --> 00:05:46,030 medical school. 197 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:48,090 Four more years of school, hell no. 198 00:05:48,490 --> 00:05:50,030 You'd have to add another four years if 199 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:50,870 you weren't graduating. 200 00:05:50,870 --> 00:05:52,630 You guys are just jealous I don't need 201 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:53,410 school to make money. 202 00:05:53,490 --> 00:05:54,610 Oh yeah, that's right. 203 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:56,510 You have all the winnings from your MMA 204 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:56,890 career. 205 00:05:57,370 --> 00:05:58,230 Tell me, man, what are you going to 206 00:05:58,230 --> 00:05:59,590 do with all your tens of dollars? 207 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,630 As soon as I graduate, I can start 208 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:02,550 training full-time. 209 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:05,030 Then I can get bigger fights and start 210 00:06:05,030 --> 00:06:05,750 making real money. 211 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:06,310 Got it. 212 00:06:06,630 --> 00:06:09,310 Yeah, so maybe don't put all your eggs 213 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:10,190 in that basket, Brad. 214 00:06:10,790 --> 00:06:11,370 Why not? 215 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:12,390 I'm undefeated. 216 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,190 You've had two fights. 217 00:06:14,610 --> 00:06:15,690 Yeah, two wins. 218 00:06:15,970 --> 00:06:18,190 If that one guy's wheelchair hadn't locked up, 219 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:19,710 I'm not sure you would have beaten him. 220 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:21,550 He wasn't in a wheelchair. 221 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:23,390 He was like 75 years old. 222 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:24,270 He had experience. 223 00:06:24,470 --> 00:06:26,550 Yeah, like 60 years of fighting experience. 224 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:28,150 I think he invented the sport. 225 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:30,270 I just fight isn't probably enough. 226 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:32,870 I mean, I wish you wouldn't fight though, 227 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:33,210 Brad. 228 00:06:33,510 --> 00:06:33,950 Why? 229 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:36,030 Because you secretly love me. 230 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,330 It would be devastating if anything happened to 231 00:06:38,330 --> 00:06:38,430 me. 232 00:06:39,470 --> 00:06:42,130 No, because you weren't given much of a 233 00:06:42,130 --> 00:06:43,870 brain to begin with, so the last thing 234 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:45,290 you need to be doing is doing more 235 00:06:45,290 --> 00:06:46,090 damage to it. 236 00:06:46,090 --> 00:06:48,350 You can't have something as little as Brad's 237 00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:49,310 brain be damaged. 238 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:50,570 You should talk. 239 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:52,210 How many times have you fallen on your 240 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:53,190 head riding your skateboard? 241 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,150 I can't remember. 242 00:06:56,330 --> 00:06:56,770 Exactly. 243 00:06:57,370 --> 00:06:58,490 You've got brain damage too. 244 00:06:58,630 --> 00:06:59,490 You're equally stupid. 245 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:00,110 Congratulations. 246 00:07:00,790 --> 00:07:02,250 Not all of us can go work for 247 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:02,950 our dads, Peter. 248 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:05,530 Some of us actually have to take chances. 249 00:07:05,850 --> 00:07:06,890 No, I'll take chances. 250 00:07:07,070 --> 00:07:08,310 It'll just be with other people's money. 251 00:07:08,730 --> 00:07:10,470 You guys should really try being born rich 252 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:10,810 sometime. 253 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:11,890 It's awesome. 254 00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:14,970 You know, now I remember why we only 255 00:07:14,970 --> 00:07:16,230 hang out with you once a year. 256 00:07:17,350 --> 00:07:18,990 Yeah, well at least when we do hang 257 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:20,230 out, I don't spend the whole night on 258 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:20,790 my phone. 259 00:07:22,350 --> 00:07:23,070 I'm working. 260 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,770 I didn't realize narcissism was a business. 261 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:28,270 No, it's called building a brand. 262 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:30,650 Yeah, just because a bunch of horny losers 263 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:32,670 follow you, that doesn't make you a brand. 264 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,370 I have tens of thousands of followers who 265 00:07:35,370 --> 00:07:36,910 have happened to disagree with your statement. 266 00:07:37,450 --> 00:07:39,230 I mean, doesn't it creep you out though? 267 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:41,250 Just like all those people watching what you're 268 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:42,370 doing all the time. 269 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:45,610 No, because I have nothing to hide. 270 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:51,470 Oh, and a few of my followers want 271 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:52,950 to know who my hot friend is. 272 00:07:53,150 --> 00:07:54,190 Oh, my name's Brad. 273 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:56,370 No, not you, idiot. 274 00:07:57,290 --> 00:07:59,850 Jess, my followers want to know if you're 275 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:00,190 single. 276 00:08:00,590 --> 00:08:02,970 Don't put my picture on there. 277 00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:04,950 Well, it's too late, so what should I 278 00:08:04,950 --> 00:08:05,290 tell them? 279 00:08:05,850 --> 00:08:08,050 Don't, I don't know, leave me alone. 280 00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:08,970 Are you single? 281 00:08:09,450 --> 00:08:11,370 Yeah, Jess, what's going on with your romantic 282 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:11,710 life? 283 00:08:12,790 --> 00:08:14,130 I am not going out with one of 284 00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:14,730 your stalkers. 285 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:16,630 What's wrong with my followers? 286 00:08:17,490 --> 00:08:18,810 Most of them are very sweet. 287 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:20,570 Yeah, and the rest? 288 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:22,430 I just want to go to the boneyard. 289 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,280 Uh, Kevin, do you know where you're going 290 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:28,020 to law school yet? 291 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:30,120 Whoever will let me in. 292 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:31,620 Well, how'd you do on the LSAT? 293 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:33,500 Pretty good, I think. 294 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,840 Wait, what kind of law do you want 295 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:36,200 to practice? 296 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:37,340 Environmental. 297 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:38,919 Ah, screw that, man. 298 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,020 Nobody's in corporate law. 299 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,960 No, you should do criminal law. 300 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:43,420 Brad will always need a good lawyer. 301 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:44,880 Suck it. 302 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,800 And for that matter, so will Karen. 303 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,440 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah. 304 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:49,620 People like me don't go to jail. 305 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:50,860 Ha, they should. 306 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:55,720 I lost my cell service. 307 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:57,620 It's official. 308 00:08:58,380 --> 00:09:00,180 We're no longer in civilized America. 309 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,520 How am I supposed to post updates? 310 00:09:04,660 --> 00:09:05,920 I think your fans would go an hour 311 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:06,620 without hearing from you. 312 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:07,640 You know what? 313 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:08,420 They cannot. 314 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:11,220 Because my fans like to experience my life 315 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:12,820 with me as I live it. 316 00:09:13,540 --> 00:09:15,860 Plus, they'll love the scary stuff. 317 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:17,480 We're almost there. 318 00:09:18,580 --> 00:09:19,680 We should be right around here. 319 00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:21,440 Look for a sign, guys. 320 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:23,080 A sign from God? 321 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:25,080 A sign in the ground, asshole. 322 00:09:27,180 --> 00:09:28,620 Is that it? 323 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:31,260 No, that's a sign for a different odd. 324 00:09:32,060 --> 00:09:33,560 Yes, yes, that's it. 325 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:45,000 Wow, Brad, this place looks first class. 326 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:45,960 Thanks for bringing us out here. 327 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:47,560 It's supposed to be shitty. 328 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:48,760 That's part of the authenticity. 329 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:50,620 Well, it is authentically shitty. 330 00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:51,340 I'll give them that. 331 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:52,180 Is it even open? 332 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,840 I told you they were trying to keep 333 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,000 a low profile, okay? 334 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,560 Look at this guy. 335 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:00,440 Can I go? 336 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,180 Oh, God. 337 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,660 These hillbillies know scary. 338 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,240 How do you know they're hillbillies? 339 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:06,640 Who the hell else would live out here? 340 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,520 Maybe they're like the rogue who moved out 341 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,240 to the woods to live in quiet contemplation. 342 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:12,580 Yeah, I don't think that's what's happening out 343 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:12,760 here. 344 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,000 Who is this guy? 345 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,100 Looks like we have to park and walk 346 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:16,980 to the haunt, I guess. 347 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,040 Oh, God. 348 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:19,020 Not while he's out there. 349 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:19,800 Let's go. 350 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,960 Just stay in the car. 351 00:10:21,260 --> 00:10:21,800 No, come on. 352 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:23,940 Jesus. 353 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:24,840 Great. 354 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:32,940 I'm gonna take my jacket off. 355 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:34,200 I hear it gets super hot in these 356 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:34,480 things. 357 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:35,960 Uh, let's do both. 358 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:37,780 It'll be just fine. 359 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:40,660 Isn't this so much cooler than the other 360 00:10:40,660 --> 00:10:41,760 stupid haunt we were at? 361 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,300 No, because I get to eat funnel cake 362 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:43,560 here. 363 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,080 And like, at least I get to do 364 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:45,720 that, you know? 365 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,180 Live a little. 366 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:48,260 Good God. 367 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,200 Looks like we're gonna die. 368 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:51,560 We're not gonna die. 369 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:53,080 This place is getting creepier and creepier. 370 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,620 No, it just has like a fun new 371 00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:55,080 vibe. 372 00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:58,180 Kind of with that whinge of creep. 373 00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:03,960 Oh, come on. 374 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,040 We already come this far. 375 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:05,900 Let's just go in. 376 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:06,840 Relax, Tristan. 377 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:07,540 He's gonna be okay. 378 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:11,500 Oh, don't do that to me. 379 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:12,820 I told you this was gonna be the 380 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:13,340 scariest thing. 381 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,120 I hate you. 382 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:14,740 Oh, God. 383 00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:17,240 It's okay. 384 00:11:17,580 --> 00:11:17,960 You're alright. 385 00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:20,200 Oh, man. 386 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:22,220 What are you supposed to be? 387 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,340 Can you see the camera? 388 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:24,520 Uh, no. 389 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:26,580 I'm too distracted by you looking like an 390 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:27,680 idiot to see a camera. 391 00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:28,660 Then I've succeeded. 392 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,440 Haunts never let you film inside. 393 00:11:30,540 --> 00:11:32,060 Thus, Operation Hidden Camera. 394 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,200 Ah. 395 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:34,780 Alrighty, then. 396 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,080 Let's go. 397 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:36,180 Let's do it. 398 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,600 Another Halloween in the books, guys. 399 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:40,380 We're gonna get time. 400 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:41,940 Yeah, it is. 401 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,120 Now that we're actually at a cool spot. 402 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:45,120 Oh, yeah. 403 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,000 Kev, let me get the camera. 404 00:11:46,180 --> 00:11:46,960 Absolutely not. 405 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:47,800 Just give me the camera. 406 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:48,120 No. 407 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:48,740 Come on, man. 408 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:49,400 Give me the camera. 409 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,120 I got it. 410 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:50,980 There it is. 411 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:52,440 Now I got it. 412 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,440 It's gonna be fun now. 413 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,740 It's Brad cam, baby. 414 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,020 Woo! 415 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,680 I guess it's probably quiet now. 416 00:11:58,220 --> 00:11:58,920 No, that's alright. 417 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,120 Jess, say something. 418 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:00,900 Come on. 419 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,180 Come on. 420 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,520 We're gonna look back on this. 421 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,500 It's gonna be great. 422 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,020 Come on. 423 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:06,300 Alright. 424 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:07,680 Haley's got something at least. 425 00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:07,980 Oh, yeah. 426 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:08,780 Get me in the camera. 427 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:09,860 Get her. 428 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 There she is. 429 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:13,400 I don't get it. 430 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:14,080 We all don't. 431 00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:14,840 There we go. 432 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:15,880 Kevin, say something. 433 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:16,660 What do you got to say? 434 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:18,360 You're the one making this stupid video. 435 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:22,440 Everyone tell me your favorite experience from last 436 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:22,960 year's haunt. 437 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:23,440 Gotcha. 438 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,400 Jess, we'll start with you. 439 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:26,380 Why would we start with me? 440 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,960 Because it was very eventful for you. 441 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:29,100 She was very scared. 442 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,180 I mean, yeah. 443 00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:30,540 Right? 444 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:31,480 We don't need to talk about it. 445 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,560 Let's go with you. 446 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,020 Come on. 447 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,600 Keep her away from all kids. 448 00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,900 Yeah, when we left, okay? 449 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,080 That was my favorite part. 450 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,540 No, I'll tell you. 451 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,300 Get out. 452 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:40,800 Get out. 453 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:41,500 The funnel cake. 454 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:42,280 The funnel cake. 455 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:42,940 Get out of here. 456 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,640 Haley, shh. 457 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:48,320 My favorite part was probably watching Peter almost 458 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:48,900 pee himself. 459 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,480 Was that mean? 460 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:53,120 Because what I remember is there was some 461 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,960 moisture coming out of those eyelids right there. 462 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:57,240 I was not crying. 463 00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,020 What a strange way to say that. 464 00:12:59,020 --> 00:12:59,180 I was not crying. 465 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:00,880 That was weird. 466 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:06,780 My favorite part was none of it. 467 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:07,960 And that's why we're here this year. 468 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:09,700 We actually want to get scared because that 469 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:10,360 place sucked. 470 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:11,580 I don't care if it's our tradition. 471 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:12,360 Yeah, because you're not scared of anything. 472 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,740 I want to have some fun, baby. 473 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,660 I'm much better at this than you are, 474 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:15,940 Kevin. 475 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,200 I should have been the cameraman the whole 476 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:17,500 time. 477 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:17,940 Come on, bro. 478 00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:19,140 Last year, too. 479 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:20,260 See, hold it like this. 480 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:20,960 All right, perfect. 481 00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:23,020 Guys, I don't want to be responsible for 482 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,640 this camera because if someone scares me and 483 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,900 I drop it, that is not going to 484 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:26,340 be on me. 485 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:26,940 You got this. 486 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:27,300 You got it. 487 00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:27,800 I believe in you. 488 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,700 I don't believe in myself, so. 489 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:30,320 I believe in you. 490 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:30,820 Well, don't worry. 491 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:31,260 It's Kevin. 492 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:31,980 We don't care. 493 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,120 Hey, come on now. 494 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,400 I care about Kevin's camera. 495 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:35,200 I don't want to. 496 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:35,860 Here, I'll take it. 497 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,240 Is that true? 498 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,740 This is your year. 499 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:47,520 Look at that. 500 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:50,300 So cute. 501 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,740 That's young love right there. 502 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:56,420 Oh, they're just friends. 503 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:57,600 They're just friends. 504 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,820 And what about you, Haley? 505 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,260 Going to hook up with anybody this year? 506 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:04,000 Like last year and the year before that? 507 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:04,700 No. 508 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:06,140 Very funny. 509 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:07,940 I don't know. 510 00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,620 Just tell me what you're scared of. 511 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:10,000 Fears? 512 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,840 Tell me what you want from tonight. 513 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:13,820 Besides Jess. 514 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:14,520 We know you're scared of Jess. 515 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,960 Oh, nice one. 516 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,200 Yeah, I got you. 517 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:19,920 I give it to you. 518 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:20,860 Fears. 519 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:21,280 Let's go. 520 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:22,740 Commitment. 521 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,980 Okay, if I can answer the question. 522 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,140 So I'm scared of fish, bears, and I 523 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:32,800 don't do sharks. 524 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,360 So anything in the water? 525 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:34,820 Fish. 526 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:35,140 No. 527 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:35,640 Fish? 528 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:36,480 Me? 529 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:37,060 Yeah. 530 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,680 My phone dying. 531 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:39,580 That's a big one. 532 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:40,360 That sucks. 533 00:14:40,820 --> 00:14:42,040 That's really not a phone that happens. 534 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:43,760 Birds. 535 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,380 And my third fear. 536 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,080 Oh, getting trapped somewhere and I can't get 537 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:50,420 out. 538 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:51,400 Oh my god. 539 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:51,780 Here we go. 540 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,600 Like claustrophobia, but like to a new level. 541 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:54,780 All right, who's next? 542 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:55,560 Get over here, Brad. 543 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:56,580 This is a tough guy. 544 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,520 Get out of here, man. 545 00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:58,640 I'm not scared of anything. 546 00:14:58,780 --> 00:14:59,620 I told you that. 547 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:00,740 Bullshit. 548 00:15:00,820 --> 00:15:02,480 Get that out of my face. 549 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:03,820 It was only fun when I had it. 550 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:04,800 You guys suck at this. 551 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:05,900 Get someone. 552 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,520 I want to see what Jess is scared 553 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:07,660 of. 554 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:07,900 I'm not scared. 555 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:08,480 Come on, Jess. 556 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,280 Bring it in, Jess. 557 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:09,900 What you got, Jess? 558 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:10,520 What you got? 559 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,560 A lot of things. 560 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:13,640 A B? 561 00:15:13,820 --> 00:15:14,780 Are you afraid of getting a B? 562 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,860 That's number one. 563 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:18,320 A B plus? 564 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:18,940 Honestly. 565 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:23,160 Like honestly, I have like dreams of like 566 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,840 failing tests and that's probably my worst fear. 567 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:28,540 But other than that, I mean like murderers, 568 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:28,800 right? 569 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,300 Like who's not afraid of murderers? 570 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:34,340 And honestly, my biggest fear is failing. 571 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,520 That is pathetic. 572 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:38,600 Go to med school. 573 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:39,320 Just leave. 574 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:39,900 Just go home. 575 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:43,600 I'm just really stressed right now. 576 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,700 Let's switch to more positive. 577 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:45,660 Let's switch to more positive. 578 00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:46,080 All right. 579 00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:46,540 Boring. 580 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:46,820 Let's go. 581 00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:48,240 Haley's going to suck too, but whatever. 582 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,280 Favorite part about Halloween? 583 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:49,780 Halloween. 584 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:50,220 Go. 585 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,920 My favorite part about Halloween? 586 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:52,820 Oh, we already know. 587 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,240 Other than hooking up with her. 588 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,040 Stop. 589 00:15:55,820 --> 00:16:00,840 No, my favorite part probably is like you 590 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,020 never know who's under the mask. 591 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:03,940 It's like you get scared. 592 00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:05,340 But like as long as it's like a 593 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:05,840 good scare. 594 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,760 And the candy's really good. 595 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,000 There are some sexual undertones. 596 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,160 I think there are definitely. 597 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,000 I was going to eat candy and you 598 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,240 didn't let me finish my thought. 599 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,960 Doesn't surprise me at all. 600 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:15,900 I like the candy. 601 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:16,960 I like the costumes. 602 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:18,280 I get to pick a new one every 603 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:18,480 year. 604 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,220 It's amazing. 605 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:20,260 Okay. 606 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,480 The candy, I can't eat too much, but 607 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,000 it's good. 608 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:23,360 Yeah. 609 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:24,660 Describe your costume this year. 610 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,060 Because you look like a slutty dolphin trainer. 611 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,260 I'm not a slutty dolphin trainer. 612 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:30,220 You know, it's not nice to be so 613 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:31,060 accurate. 614 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,120 What are you this year? 615 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,440 Well, this year I'm like kind of a 616 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:34,740 ninja. 617 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:35,580 Oh, like a. 618 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:37,940 I had my little ears, but I decided 619 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:38,520 to leave them. 620 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:38,840 Okay. 621 00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:40,640 I felt as if that was too like 622 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,120 close to my costume last year. 623 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:44,400 Hey guys, I think it's the entrance over 624 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:44,660 here. 625 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:45,400 Oh, yeah. 626 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,020 Let's go check it out. 627 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:47,880 All right. 628 00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:48,940 Give me this thing back. 629 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,160 Hello, good sir. 630 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,020 We have five. 631 00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:06,599 Where are you going? 632 00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:08,200 20 bucks. 633 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:09,880 Do you have student discounts? 634 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:10,839 No, I got it. 635 00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:11,220 I got it. 636 00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:11,500 I got it. 637 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:11,800 Don't worry. 638 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:12,380 Brad drove. 639 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,780 The rest of you are just poor and 640 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:14,020 sad. 641 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,640 There you go, bro. 642 00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:16,260 There you go. 643 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:16,579 20. 644 00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:17,280 That should cover it. 645 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:18,359 Go. 646 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:19,079 Thanks, man. 647 00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:19,500 All right. 648 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:19,980 Yeah. 649 00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:20,400 Nice. 650 00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:22,380 But I mean, no thing. 651 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,140 Jess, do you want to get in? 652 00:17:23,599 --> 00:17:23,859 No. 653 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:24,560 Come on. 654 00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:24,880 No. 655 00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:25,420 Come on, come on, come on. 656 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,180 Just one picture. 657 00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:26,960 Come on. 658 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:28,040 There you go. 659 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:28,440 Your face. 660 00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:28,960 That's a good. 661 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:31,740 Oh, God. 662 00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:32,700 Girls can sell. 663 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:33,980 Let's go. 664 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,100 I know Jess made me. 665 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,680 No one would ever believe that. 666 00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,400 Oh, hey, guys. 667 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,700 Hey, are you guys going to the haunt? 668 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,580 I know Ted Bundy. 669 00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,460 We're going to go get some coffee. 670 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:45,720 Good. 671 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:46,280 Thank you for asking. 672 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:47,540 That sounds fun. 673 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,440 Hey, can I come? 674 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,260 No, we don't know you, bro. 675 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,200 Have a hashtag blessed night. 676 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:01,980 Can we go home? 677 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,840 We just got here. 678 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,380 How about I just wait in the car? 679 00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,100 You really want to stay out here by 680 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:08,520 yourself? 681 00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:10,300 No, I want to go home. 682 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,160 Was it really necessary to bring us all 683 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,080 the way out here, bro? 684 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:16,040 I mean, we could have just as easily 685 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:17,000 been murdered in the city. 686 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:18,600 Or at the beach. 687 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,240 Beach is a nice place to murder. 688 00:18:20,860 --> 00:18:22,480 When was the last time you thought you 689 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,320 were in any real danger? 690 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:24,620 In the car when you were driving. 691 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,540 I'm betting you've never been in real danger. 692 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,460 Our ancestors used to run freaking dinosaurs, man. 693 00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:33,300 And fight for their lives every damn day. 694 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,120 Uh, our ancestors died all by the age 695 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:37,620 of 15. 696 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:38,380 You want to go back to that? 697 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,380 I don't want to go back to that. 698 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,080 You want to go back to that? 699 00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:40,880 I don't want to go back to that. 700 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,080 Okay, here it is. 701 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:45,980 But your body needs that fighter's polite response 702 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:47,100 to produce the right chemicals. 703 00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:49,360 All the people who jump out of planes, 704 00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,100 surf huge waves, race cars. 705 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,020 Fight in cages. 706 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,540 They're all trying to manufacture that chemical reactant. 707 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,560 Subconsciously, their brains know what their bodies need. 708 00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,200 That's what I want you guys to feel. 709 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,960 And if it takes going out to the 710 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,500 middle of nowhere to be chased around by 711 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,680 meth heads and masks, then that's what we'll 712 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:06,900 do. 713 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,520 And you'll thank me for it. 714 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,500 And why will we thank you? 715 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:12,120 Is to truly be alive. 716 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,360 You have to risk death, Petey. 717 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:13,980 Come on. 718 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,600 No, not about that. 719 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,000 Uh, I'm just here to have some fun, 720 00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:18,200 bro. 721 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:19,460 Not risk death. 722 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,460 He wants you to go over there, Kevin. 723 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,500 Hell no. 724 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,120 Why don't you go over there, Brad? 725 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:26,740 Unless you're scared. 726 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,260 I don't get scared, Jess. 727 00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:30,220 Oh, no. 728 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,500 I know at least a few things you're 729 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:31,920 scared of. 730 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:32,580 Name one. 731 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:33,500 Uh, report cards. 732 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:34,260 Paternity test. 733 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,100 Recurring STDs. 734 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,300 That is not funny, bro. 735 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:37,240 Not funny. 736 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,420 Just an allergic reaction. 737 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,680 I'm telling you, I've never been scared of 738 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,440 anything in my life. 739 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,620 Why do you come every year if you're 740 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:44,340 never scared? 741 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,700 Watching you sissies traumatize yourselves. 742 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,960 Reminds me of what a badass I am. 743 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:51,080 Psst, this guy again? 744 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,100 I'm scared. 745 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,400 You got what you wanted, Brad, okay? 746 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,040 We connected with our ancestors. 747 00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:57,000 Now let's go home. 748 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,300 We paid for the whole haunt. 749 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,560 We're going to go through the whole haunt. 750 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,600 Hey, folks. 751 00:20:02,620 --> 00:20:04,420 We offer a free dig-your-own-grave 752 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,980 experience with the price of admission. 753 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:10,260 That sounds like fun, but maybe later. 754 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,060 What if I wanted to be cremated? 755 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,680 Well then, how about I show you the 756 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,980 lighter and can of goddamn gasoline I'm fixing 757 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:19,680 to use on you? 758 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,580 Bury his body. 759 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,060 Shit, dude. 760 00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:27,100 You just got out and you scared me 761 00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:27,590 a little bit. 762 00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:31,500 We are so going to get murdered. 763 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:33,120 Don't even joke about that. 764 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:43,640 You guys see that rabbit over there in 765 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:43,960 the dirt? 766 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:44,360 Where? 767 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:46,680 Yeah. 768 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:48,420 Just keeps staring at us. 769 00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:49,300 That's weird. 770 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:52,380 Although he works at the haunt, he's not 771 00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:54,560 just some random wood-steeped hermit. 772 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,240 Yeah, those dudes are the worst. 773 00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,540 I mean, you come to the woods like 774 00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:02,280 a normal person looking for sex with lost 775 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:02,780 hikers. 776 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,540 Instead, you run into a bunch of weirdos. 777 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,920 I just want to go home. 778 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:08,840 Relax, Jess. 779 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:09,980 It's all a part of the haunt. 780 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,000 They're just setting the mood. 781 00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:12,440 Well, they're doing a really good job of 782 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:12,740 it. 783 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,540 Oh, these are so creepy. 784 00:21:17,620 --> 00:21:18,980 These are so cool. 785 00:21:22,540 --> 00:21:23,220 Haley, really? 786 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:24,260 All right. 787 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,160 Come on, you got me. 788 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,280 Aren't you glad I brought you here? 789 00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:37,460 You're eight-year-olds can handle this. 790 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:37,860 Are you kidding? 791 00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:41,480 Come here. 792 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,420 I want to see what you're scared of. 793 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:56,380 Guys, who's good? 794 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:57,120 How am I supposed to make it all 795 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:57,800 the way through this? 796 00:21:58,180 --> 00:21:59,700 Remember, Jess, they're just actors. 797 00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:02,840 I can't stop myself from reacting. 798 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:04,860 Just don't act scared. 799 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:07,560 They only attack people who act scared. 800 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:11,120 Well, they should go easiest on the ones 801 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:11,760 who are most scared. 802 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,060 Don't bother pretending, Jess. 803 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,200 They can smell your fear. 804 00:22:15,740 --> 00:22:16,880 People like you, why do they come to 805 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,500 work every day? 806 00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:19,000 You have nothing to fear, Jess. 807 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,220 You're the most dangerous person here. 808 00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:21,740 I would beg to differ. 809 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,820 Jess knows how to body work, Brad. 810 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,320 Even better than you. 811 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,080 I bet she knows more ways to kill 812 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,760 someone than everybody in here combined. 813 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,420 That is true. 814 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:34,660 But I mean, I would never, like, hurt 815 00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:35,000 anyone. 816 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,040 I mean, do no harm. 817 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,000 That's the oath. 818 00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:38,600 So you haven't taken the oath yet? 819 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,380 Yeah, but that doesn't mean I can go 820 00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:41,160 around hurting people. 821 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,780 That's exactly what it means. 822 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:43,980 That's why there's an oath in the first 823 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:44,320 place. 824 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:46,480 You medical freaks can't be trusted otherwise. 825 00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:48,340 Come on, let's go. 826 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,200 All right. 827 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,100 Come on, come on. 828 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:52,520 Onward. 829 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:55,980 I feel like someone's about to, like, come 830 00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:56,260 at us. 831 00:22:56,260 --> 00:22:57,780 No, you'll be fine, Jess. 832 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:58,560 You'll be fine. 833 00:23:10,260 --> 00:23:11,140 Stay away! 834 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,200 Boy, that was scary. 835 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,120 Go back to the woods, you freak. 836 00:23:21,740 --> 00:23:22,600 Have a blessed day. 837 00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:23,100 Guys! 838 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,380 Nice glasses, bro. 839 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:28,120 I'm already, I'm just like... 840 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,220 Jess! 841 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:29,860 Jess! 842 00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:30,300 You're fine. 843 00:23:30,740 --> 00:23:31,540 Relax, it's me, okay? 844 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,540 Look, look, it doesn't look that bad. 845 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,540 It shouldn't take long. 846 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:34,740 It's nothing. 847 00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:35,840 It should not take long. 848 00:23:35,860 --> 00:23:37,780 I hear all the fun's downstairs. 849 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,180 It's underground? 850 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:39,820 Yeah. 851 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,160 It's pretty big down there. 852 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,100 It's got a giant bunker or something. 853 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,180 You been here before? 854 00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:45,940 No, my first time. 855 00:23:46,460 --> 00:23:47,840 But I heard it's pretty intense. 856 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:48,540 Really? 857 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:49,740 Yeah. 858 00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:50,760 I heard. 859 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:52,980 I don't want to freak you out. 860 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,600 What did you hear? 861 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,080 Just tell them. 862 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,440 There's a reason they don't advertise. 863 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:01,080 Supposedly, there was a haunt here a few 864 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:01,720 years back. 865 00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:03,140 Shit went down. 866 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:04,820 I don't know if it's the same people 867 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:07,320 running it, but one of the workers went 868 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,780 on Method Actor, sort of believing he was 869 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:10,260 his character. 870 00:24:11,340 --> 00:24:11,920 People got hurt. 871 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:14,220 It could all be bullshit, though, since none 872 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,280 of it ever made the news or anything 873 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:15,640 official. 874 00:24:16,060 --> 00:24:18,320 Okay, but they do, like, background checks, right? 875 00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:19,400 Out here? 876 00:24:19,580 --> 00:24:20,180 No chance. 877 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,740 If they did, they wouldn't have any workers. 878 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:23,520 That's part of the appeal in a place 879 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,020 like this. 880 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:26,320 The person under the mask is probably scarier 881 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,740 than the monster they're pretending to be. 882 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,400 Oh my god, do not tell me that. 883 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,060 I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. 884 00:24:31,740 --> 00:24:32,540 You ever wear a mask? 885 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:33,940 You become a different person. 886 00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:36,140 You feel like you could do whatever you 887 00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:36,440 want. 888 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:37,880 You think about it. 889 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,800 Not only is the person working here wearing 890 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,800 a mask, they're also pretending to be a 891 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,600 monster or killer. 892 00:24:42,980 --> 00:24:44,260 And if you act like a monster long 893 00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:46,640 enough, eventually, you just might become one. 894 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,560 Okay, um, can we go home? 895 00:24:49,300 --> 00:24:50,080 Don't mind her. 896 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:51,860 She gets scared at kids' Halloween carnivals. 897 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,740 If you guys, like, actually believe these stories, 898 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,840 then, like, why are you here? 899 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,480 We love the scary stuff. 900 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,360 And being scared has its benefits. 901 00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:01,160 That's what I've been telling him. 902 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,080 Like, what benefits, though? 903 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,100 It releases a lot of the same chemicals 904 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:07,680 as sex. 905 00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:11,100 Adrenaline, endorphins, dopamine, all that good stuff. 906 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,240 You mix fear with sex. 907 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:14,940 It's like a triple shot of euphoria. 908 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:17,480 I'm liking this place more and more. 909 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,420 Go to a scary haunt, then we have 910 00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:20,160 the best... 911 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:20,580 How many? 912 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:22,200 Two. 913 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:23,540 Enter. 914 00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:25,200 Looks like we're off. 915 00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:26,060 Good luck. 916 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,020 Bye, guys. 917 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:27,980 Yeah, have a good one. 918 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,880 Guys, please, can we just go home? 919 00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:34,760 I can understand why you're scared, Jess. 920 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,300 Lots of people die at these things every 921 00:25:36,300 --> 00:25:36,500 year. 922 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:37,580 No, they don't. 923 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:38,620 Sure they do. 924 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:39,460 I've seen statistics. 925 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:40,940 Stop messing with her. 926 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,460 Look, I'm just trying to give Jess an 927 00:25:42,460 --> 00:25:44,480 honest representation of what goes on in these 928 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:44,720 houses. 929 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,480 Lots of unafforded deaths. 930 00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:47,340 She gets scared enough. 931 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:48,280 She doesn't need your lies. 932 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,380 Hey, I've seen statistics. 933 00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:52,000 You are more likely to die at one 934 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,180 of these haunted houses than a car accident. 935 00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:54,740 Okay, that's bullshit. 936 00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:57,420 Don't listen to anything he says. 937 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,140 Why don't you believe him? 938 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:58,440 All right, fine. 939 00:25:58,540 --> 00:25:58,800 You know what? 940 00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,460 You're probably right. 941 00:25:59,820 --> 00:26:02,260 All right, this place is probably safe. 942 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,160 I'm just putting it out there. 943 00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:06,020 Open the door, rednecks. 944 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,440 Come on, make the scary. 945 00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:08,780 How many? 946 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,240 Twelve. 947 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,380 No, five. 948 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:13,660 Enter. 949 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:14,560 All right, let's go. 950 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:14,980 Here we go. 951 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,240 Come on. 952 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,040 Hi. 953 00:26:27,910 --> 00:26:28,990 You kids trick-or-treating? 954 00:26:29,430 --> 00:26:31,190 No, we want to go to the basement. 955 00:26:34,430 --> 00:26:36,890 It's not too scary, is it? 956 00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:38,850 The only way to find out is to 957 00:26:38,850 --> 00:26:39,550 go through that door. 958 00:26:40,310 --> 00:26:41,510 We're just about ready to close up. 959 00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:43,390 You'll be the last one for the night. 960 00:26:43,830 --> 00:26:45,310 Yeah, well, we didn't know you were still 961 00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:45,530 open. 962 00:26:45,530 --> 00:26:46,990 It's kind of quiet out there in the 963 00:26:46,990 --> 00:26:47,510 parking lot. 964 00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:53,350 Due to the extreme nature of our haunted 965 00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:55,790 experience, we like to keep it low profile. 966 00:26:56,530 --> 00:26:59,790 Less houses, safety inspectors, costly permits, and all 967 00:26:59,790 --> 00:27:00,850 that government bullshit. 968 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,650 Where are you kids visiting from? 969 00:27:05,270 --> 00:27:06,990 L.A.? We go to school out there. 970 00:27:08,230 --> 00:27:09,010 College students. 971 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:11,270 You all must be really smart. 972 00:27:11,850 --> 00:27:12,250 Cheers. 973 00:27:12,490 --> 00:27:14,190 The rest of us, not so much. 974 00:27:15,630 --> 00:27:16,910 You came all this way just to visit 975 00:27:16,910 --> 00:27:17,190 us? 976 00:27:17,850 --> 00:27:19,330 We're just in the neighborhood. 977 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,910 My parents have a vacation home a few 978 00:27:21,910 --> 00:27:22,510 blocks from here. 979 00:27:24,630 --> 00:27:26,450 So how long does it take to get 980 00:27:26,450 --> 00:27:27,650 through it? 981 00:27:29,110 --> 00:27:30,630 That depends on if you can make it 982 00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:31,330 through the whole thing. 983 00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:32,770 Most people can't. 984 00:27:33,690 --> 00:27:35,490 So if we do make it all the 985 00:27:35,490 --> 00:27:37,030 way through, do we get something? 986 00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:39,010 You get to go home. 987 00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:41,810 And if we don't make it all the 988 00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:42,090 way through? 989 00:27:43,510 --> 00:27:44,710 You don't want to find out. 990 00:27:49,730 --> 00:27:51,690 Um, so do you have Wi-Fi? 991 00:27:52,890 --> 00:27:53,290 What? 992 00:27:53,790 --> 00:27:54,210 Wi-Fi. 993 00:27:54,670 --> 00:27:56,470 Like, for a phone. 994 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:57,810 No phones. 995 00:27:58,490 --> 00:27:59,890 Like, the internet? 996 00:28:00,610 --> 00:28:03,410 So I can upload photos from my phone? 997 00:28:04,030 --> 00:28:04,850 No pictures. 998 00:28:05,890 --> 00:28:06,730 Why not? 999 00:28:08,170 --> 00:28:09,810 I just want something to remember. 1000 00:28:10,850 --> 00:28:12,750 You're not going to want to remember tonight. 1001 00:28:13,770 --> 00:28:15,870 Uh, so I've heard places like this usually 1002 00:28:15,870 --> 00:28:17,110 have a safe word. 1003 00:28:17,710 --> 00:28:19,130 You know, like things get too scary. 1004 00:28:20,010 --> 00:28:21,750 I don't think you're going to need that. 1005 00:28:22,210 --> 00:28:23,510 Big strong guy like you. 1006 00:28:24,110 --> 00:28:25,290 That's not for me. 1007 00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:25,790 Kidding. 1008 00:28:26,050 --> 00:28:26,530 These guys. 1009 00:28:27,070 --> 00:28:29,230 Uh, is this your first time away from 1010 00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:29,410 home? 1011 00:28:30,390 --> 00:28:32,070 Can you just tell us already? 1012 00:28:33,510 --> 00:28:34,030 Sure. 1013 00:28:34,770 --> 00:28:36,630 Now, pay close attention. 1014 00:28:37,690 --> 00:28:40,250 Since you kids are so delicate, you're probably 1015 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:40,950 going to need this. 1016 00:28:41,790 --> 00:28:44,950 If things get too scary, you just repeat 1017 00:28:44,950 --> 00:28:47,270 this phrase and everyone will stop being scared. 1018 00:28:47,270 --> 00:28:47,410 You ready? 1019 00:28:49,970 --> 00:28:50,490 Yep, we're ready. 1020 00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:54,730 Just say, I'm a sissy and I want 1021 00:28:54,730 --> 00:28:55,310 to go home. 1022 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:57,010 Really? 1023 00:28:58,650 --> 00:28:59,750 That makes me feel safer. 1024 00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:01,510 Thanks for your professionalism. 1025 00:29:02,710 --> 00:29:03,490 It's quite all right. 1026 00:29:04,030 --> 00:29:05,370 Okay, can we go in now? 1027 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:08,170 There's a couple more things you need to 1028 00:29:08,170 --> 00:29:08,990 know before you go in. 1029 00:29:10,770 --> 00:29:11,170 What? 1030 00:29:12,930 --> 00:29:14,570 This ain't a motel, if you get what 1031 00:29:14,570 --> 00:29:14,890 I'm saying. 1032 00:29:15,550 --> 00:29:16,870 What, no ice machine? 1033 00:29:17,270 --> 00:29:17,730 No. 1034 00:29:18,150 --> 00:29:19,190 No funny business. 1035 00:29:19,790 --> 00:29:20,490 Keep your clothes on. 1036 00:29:20,730 --> 00:29:21,690 Oh, sorry, Jess. 1037 00:29:21,870 --> 00:29:22,450 You heard the man. 1038 00:29:24,610 --> 00:29:26,970 And the second thing is the most important 1039 00:29:26,970 --> 00:29:28,030 thing I'm going to tell you. 1040 00:29:29,190 --> 00:29:32,850 Do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors 1041 00:29:32,850 --> 00:29:33,650 inside the haunt. 1042 00:29:34,490 --> 00:29:35,750 I cannot stress this enough. 1043 00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:37,430 Do not touch them. 1044 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:41,590 So, wait, we can or can't touch the 1045 00:29:41,590 --> 00:29:41,810 actors? 1046 00:29:42,150 --> 00:29:42,630 Brad! 1047 00:29:42,930 --> 00:29:44,210 I know, I know. 1048 00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:44,750 I'm kidding. 1049 00:29:45,130 --> 00:29:45,870 Okay, fine. 1050 00:29:45,870 --> 00:29:47,110 Don't touch the actors. 1051 00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:48,070 You know, you got it. 1052 00:29:48,590 --> 00:29:50,630 Can you just give us like a hint 1053 00:29:50,630 --> 00:29:51,570 about what's inside? 1054 00:29:54,410 --> 00:29:55,450 What's inside? 1055 00:29:57,410 --> 00:29:58,790 It's your worst fears.